When they were kids Barry Dodds had told him that when he'd knocked his grada's body over at the wake, it was like being buied under a dozen frozen turkeys. Mind you, he had also told Paul that groping a woman's breast felt like squeezing a roast chicken. Come to think of it, that kid had a werd obsession with poultry. Quick paced. Economical. Cinematic. Very, very funny. Paul has "one of those faces", the kind of face that everybody recognizes as someone they know/knew. He's doing his best to scam his deceased Aunt so her estate will continue to give him a very meager allowance. He cannnot have a job. He cannot be in trouble with the law. He has to do 6 hours a week in volunteer work. Mess up and all the money that remains goes to a home for wayward donkeys. I have not actually ruined anything for you here. This is funny, yes, but it is just a tiny bit of backstory. You WILL still enjoy the book - and we can all ho...