A Man with One of Those Faces
When they were kids Barry Dodds had told him that when he'd knocked his grada's body over at the wake, it was like being buied under a dozen frozen turkeys. Mind you, he had also told Paul that groping a woman's breast felt like squeezing a roast chicken. Come to think of it, that kid had a werd obsession with poultry. Quick paced. Economical. Cinematic. Very, very funny. Paul has "one of those faces", the kind of face that everybody recognizes as someone they know/knew. He's doing his best to scam his deceased Aunt so her estate will continue to give him a very meager allowance. He cannnot have a job. He cannot be in trouble with the law. He has to do 6 hours a week in volunteer work. Mess up and all the money that remains goes to a home for wayward donkeys. I have not actually ruined anything for you here. This is funny, yes, but it is just a tiny bit of backstory. You WILL still enjoy the book - and we can all ho...