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Zombie, Illinios: A Novel

  Zombie Illinois: A Novel - so as not to be confused with Zombie Illinois: A Candy bar?  Or, Zombie Illinois: A Breakfast Cereal?  And why wasn't the author's earlier NOVEL, Zombie Ohio not Zombie Ohio: A Novel ?   "...So, I take her by the hand and bring her into my house.  I try to make her sit in a chair - the same one where you're sitting now, Pastor - but she won't.  She just wanders through  house.  She is bumping around, knocking things over, like she doesn't even see them! I cannot, for the life of me, understand.  Then something happens you won't believe!" As if to puncuate this declamation, a loud scratching sound- like a dog trying to open a door- rises from the back of the house.  It falls away after just a few seconds. Ms Washington looks over her shoulder uneasily. "What happened?" I press, following her gaze toward the mysterious noise. "She got.... bitey ," Ms Washington whispers seriously .. Zombie, Illinois: A N...